normally no one ever reads these things so what the hell.
I am obsessed with Pitbull songs except for the country sounding one that one can go jump in a hole.
I adore J-lo movies for some odd reason.
I don't really like chocolate unless it is in cake.
I don't hate Steven Moffatt (however the hell you spell his name), I quite like him to be honest, go ahead and fight me on it.
I don't like coconut things, anythings.
clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face
When you find out your adoptive father threw all the Hebrew infants into the Nile.
Ph. Lobke Leijser
I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD
I just thought it was a really, really fat cat
nine: don’t wander off
ten: don’t wander off
eleven: don’t wander off
Angelina Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.
johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this
and then later he looks like this
hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN
he’s an actor
actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.
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My school library being edgy and fresh
Theorem: Puppys are cool
don’t trust anyone so I watch my own back
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